The doom of Napoleon before he could make Russia less Russia and more France, the fear of all wandering souls, of travelers, and nature lovers, the eternal ruins of weakened effeminate civilizations. From the right go, we can see winter is flawed, badly designed and completely incidental. And naturaly the government never took any legal actions for our voices to be heard !
We've all noticed that we tend to die a bit more during the grey, dark, and freezing spirits of this season. If you too you're tired to die, let this petition rise up, vote for the END OF WINTER.
The covid crisis is upon us, and the 0.0002% letality right is putting our societies under stress, civilization is on the edge, we're gonna break... if we do not find a way to save all the old fatty people, one year beyond the normal life span. So many people are dying everywhere, and our tears are even dried out by the windy conditions of the imperturbable winter. It's untolerable.
But it's OVER. Winter will be forced to knee, we will teach it what compassion is. By all the scientitic consensus and studies of Oxford, Standford, FiatFord® combined, it has been estimated that deleting winter should save around 30.000 lives every year, only on the scale of a country like France.
It might even go as high, as to 5 millions per year, if we effectively make the bad weather constitutionaly illegal, thus rendering the need for healthcare and hospitals useless. Do we remember Adam or Eve wearing paper mask ? The answer is no. Do we remember Abraham or Moses building their nations through the snowy fields ? Absolutely not.
It's pretty clear what we need. All the Biblical facts are there. All the calculations have been calculated and are in the process of being scientificised. If the government doesn't listen to us now, it will be open war. Winter is the solution to the covid crisis.
Speak up now if you read the petition. It's time to take groovy legal actions against winter. Think spring, think spring my friends.