Get rid of monster champs. Poros are 100x better.

Poros are well-known across the rift, but the only interaction players can have with them is by feeding them on the Howling Abyss. However, everyone would want to play a little ball of love. Here's what his kit could look like :

Passive : Adaptative furry : Upon taking damages, Squee (or whatever he's named) gain new abilities that depends on the type of damages he takes (true damages exculded) (10s cooldown). In his physical version, he stabs ennemmies with his horns for his autos. In his magic self, he throws snowballs.

Q : Physical (Heart of the Fluft) : Squee charges toward an element of terrain or an ennemy and bounces on him, dealing a bit of damages and bouncing the ennemy in the air for 0.5 seconds.
Magical (AVALANCHE !) : Squee hits a nearby element of terrain, creating a snowfall all around it. Ennemies hit by the avalanche are dealt small damages and are stunned for 1 second.

W : Physical (Thick Hair) : Squee grants himself a shield and an armor and magic resist augmentation that scales with his max HPs.
Magical (Porotection) : Squee shields an ally depending on his missing health.

E : Physical (Porodyssey) : Squee climbs on an ally, silencing him and stating to channel Porodyssey for 2 seconds. At the end of the channel or if interrupted, Squee jumps off of the ally , being given a long range dash that allows him to go through walls.
Magical (True Love) : Squee creates an area that prevents allies on it from taking true damages. It also reduces ennemies armor and magic resist by 5%.

R : Passively, Squee gains Poro friends by collecting themon the map or sucessfully landing abilities. All Friends leave the rift after being called once, so casting this ability will cause Squee to loose his current stacks.
Physical (Fluft's Will) : Squee calls all his friends to help him in combat, granting him 10% movement speed, armor and magic resist slowly adding over 10 seconds plus a shield equal to 3 times the number of Friends he currently have.
Magical (Call of the Fluft) : Squee summons all his Poro Friends to create a giant Poroball that deals damages to all ennemies hit and reduces their attack damages and ability power to a percentage equal to his number of friends, decaying over 4 seconds.


Squee should be given his chance due to the fact that every intelligent race of Runeterra have at least several champions, while Poros are just decoration elements. Moreover, Ornn taken apart, we haven't seen any champion from Freljord since 2014 and Braum. Finally, everyone love Poros (even katarina one-tricks).